tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24808548.post115393409046114702..comments2024-02-17T00:31:47.147-08:00Comments on Witz Pickz: Witz Pickz: Dead Pigeons!Witzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12311390167032611194noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24808548.post-1154632250432299012006-08-03T12:10:00.000-07:002006-08-03T12:10:00.000-07:00The question becomes: is God trying to tell you so...The question becomes: is God trying to tell you something =more=? Namely: BBQs rock...and here's some meat. What are the chances? You want a BBQ. God kills those that stand in your way. But what if, just WHAT IF, the pigeons weren't preventing the BBQ - what if they ARE the BBQ. Do you know anyone who's ever tried to BBQ a pigeon? I sure don't. Maybe this is God's way of saying, "Don't call my gray, winged beauties rats with wings! Don't say they're desease-ridden (fuckin' wive's tale, I tell you)...don't knock 'em till you've tried 'em". God is speaking to you, Witz. You are his servant, his missionary. It is up to you to set us on the path to righteousness...with righteous flame-broiled pigeon. I fully expect a Witz Pickz Pigeon Burgers (Bleu Cheese Pigeon Burger? Anyone?) by the end of the weekend.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com