As you can probably tell, I spent a little time updating the page tonight. There are now a bunch new features and a slightly different look. Here's what I did:
*Lightened the background so your eyes don't get quite so burnt out.
*Changed some of the fonts and sizes for aesthetic purposes
*Added a friggen sweat music player (courtesy of finetune in the top right. There are 45 tracks on my playlist, so you can listen to plenty of music while you read and hangout at Witz Pickz.
*Added a poll on the right hand side. Witz Pickz occasional Democracy. And yes, I realize the results portion of the poll looks effing terrible-- I'm working on it...
*Far easier to navigate Archives Menu in the sidebar.
*More links!
*A Donation Button-- I debated whether or not I should have this and ultimately decided that I might as well give people the option. As my readers and friends, I do not expect anyone to donate and will not be the least bit upset if you do not. I just wanted to have the option out there. After all, Bates College allowed me to spend $160,000 on a Creative Writing Degree, so this is kind of the same thing...
*Contact info at the bottom of the page
There's more to come and obviously I'm playing around with this and utilizing some new toys, but I think it's for the better. Please let me know what you think works and what you think doesn't work, or any ideas that you have (leave comments on this post). The google adwords are pretty much here to stay though, as I need some way of attempting to generate some income. Feel free to click on them before you leave or actually utilize them, as they are becoming more and more relevant and specific.
Showing posts with label google adwords. Show all posts
Showing posts with label google adwords. Show all posts
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Friday, September 07, 2007
Witz Pickz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(etc)
In an amazing coincidence of circumstances, the google ad for Witz Pickz right now says, "Meet Gay Bear Singles: Meet Local Gay Bears Near You. 100% Free to signup." I'm laughing really hard for so many reason.
A) I'm questioning Google adwords for their logic and monitoring.
B) I'm worried that Google adwords is correct and that there actually is somebody paying them to advertise a gay bears singles website.
C) I want to click on it, but don't know what road it will lead me down or where that road might haunt me in the future.
D) In a less literal sense, it's calling the Chicago Bears gay.
E) In a more literal sense, they want me to signup to meet gay bears-- WHO ARE SINGLE.
F) They are not going to charge me to signup! I don't know about you, but if I"m a dude who needs to meet gay bears on the internet (apparently I don't have the social grace to meet them in person, or to find them in my area), I'm probably ok with paying a little bit. Or is it only free to SIGN UP, but once I meet the Gay Bear of my dreams, they're gonna charge me like crazy? I'll already be in too deep to say no (or my mouth will say no, but my wallet will say yes).
G) Does this mean that Paddington Bear was gay? Almost definitely, right? He wore a bright yellow rainhat everywhere and a long raincoat, but no pants. He was totally non-threatening and generally lived a sad and lonely life-- or at least a life of solitude and contentment.
H) What's the testing like with these animals. I mean, I don't want to stereotype, but for all I know diseases are running rampant through the gay bear population and I don't even know where I'd begin explaining to my parents that I got HIV from a slutty internet bear. "Oh, and it was a guy bear, too, by the way-- that's right, I'm gay for brown bears. And one night ruined the rest of my life, but you know what Mom and Dad? I don't care-- because I'm in love! That's right-- I've fallen for Ronald Ruxpin and that's that!"
I) Oh my god, "Teddy"?? "Teddy"?? How did I miss this.
J) Am I expected to pay for all of the dates with the gay bear single just because it doesn't exist in the same socio-economic world that I live in? If we can't handle something simple like splitting a check, how are we supposed to handle more difficult situations later on in life, like adopting children, or keeping me entertained during hibernation season?
K) I can't wait to find out how many hits my page gets from stray keyword searches because of this one.
SWM seeks SPB for dating and some fun-- picinic baskets provided,
Witz
P.S. There's another post below this one from today, so that out too. I probably won't post again until Tuesday...
A) I'm questioning Google adwords for their logic and monitoring.
B) I'm worried that Google adwords is correct and that there actually is somebody paying them to advertise a gay bears singles website.
C) I want to click on it, but don't know what road it will lead me down or where that road might haunt me in the future.
D) In a less literal sense, it's calling the Chicago Bears gay.
E) In a more literal sense, they want me to signup to meet gay bears-- WHO ARE SINGLE.
F) They are not going to charge me to signup! I don't know about you, but if I"m a dude who needs to meet gay bears on the internet (apparently I don't have the social grace to meet them in person, or to find them in my area), I'm probably ok with paying a little bit. Or is it only free to SIGN UP, but once I meet the Gay Bear of my dreams, they're gonna charge me like crazy? I'll already be in too deep to say no (or my mouth will say no, but my wallet will say yes).
G) Does this mean that Paddington Bear was gay? Almost definitely, right? He wore a bright yellow rainhat everywhere and a long raincoat, but no pants. He was totally non-threatening and generally lived a sad and lonely life-- or at least a life of solitude and contentment.
H) What's the testing like with these animals. I mean, I don't want to stereotype, but for all I know diseases are running rampant through the gay bear population and I don't even know where I'd begin explaining to my parents that I got HIV from a slutty internet bear. "Oh, and it was a guy bear, too, by the way-- that's right, I'm gay for brown bears. And one night ruined the rest of my life, but you know what Mom and Dad? I don't care-- because I'm in love! That's right-- I've fallen for Ronald Ruxpin and that's that!"
I) Oh my god, "Teddy"?? "Teddy"?? How did I miss this.
J) Am I expected to pay for all of the dates with the gay bear single just because it doesn't exist in the same socio-economic world that I live in? If we can't handle something simple like splitting a check, how are we supposed to handle more difficult situations later on in life, like adopting children, or keeping me entertained during hibernation season?
K) I can't wait to find out how many hits my page gets from stray keyword searches because of this one.
SWM seeks SPB for dating and some fun-- picinic baskets provided,
Witz
P.S. There's another post below this one from today, so that out too. I probably won't post again until Tuesday...
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